Dear world,
My name is Blaise Lonestar. I am a white golden retriever, which means I am golden in the important ways and white on your trousers. If we have not met, I would very much like to correct that. You may scratch behind my ears while we discuss the situation.
I live with Jason. I love him with my entire body, particularly the tail, which begins to wiggle when he comes home. He is a good human in many respects. He understands duck sticks, can operate doors, and knows several excellent places to walk. Unfortunately, he also believes that we should sometimes do separate things.
This is one of several matters on which the world needs my perspective. The squirrels are another.
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